February Half Term

The half term from hell


Thank goodness the toddlers are back at school again! Mrs Orange Blob wanted to have her toddlers for a sleepover at our house whilst she spent some "quality" time with her husband, who I never see. And so, this half-term has been pretty chaotic.

Friday, 3pm


I went to the local primary school, and I picked Ellie and Hannah up (although Hannah was slightly embarrassed at me being there.) We walked home and I cooked dinner whilst my wife played with Ellie and Hannah. An hour later from arriving home, there was a knock on the door. It was Mrs Orange Blob. We opened the door, and she stood there, looking like she needed a week's holiday. She said that it would be great if the couple could spend a bit of time together.

And from there, it was absolute chaos. She decided to let the toddlers have a sleepover, which made them feel over the moon with happiness. Now the joke was on me.